humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid
sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach
Passive-aggressive roommate: Leaves a post-it note for you to clean your dishes.
Aggressively-passive roommate: Pins you up against the wall and asks if you want to go to Costco.
Conflict-Avoidant roommate: washes your dishes and stares at you